Independence 1776 - Women's T-Shirt oklahoma Strutting Christmas ornaments in a

Strutting Christmas ornaments in a Polaroid labeled "Photo of My Balls" somehow achieves more personality than most people's dating profiles

White semi-circle sun sits above horizontal striped bands in orange

everyone else hears the real announcement

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Independence 1776 - Women's T-Shirt oklahoma Strutting Christmas ornaments in aThomas Jefferson wrote the most important breakup letter in history and somehow became the guy your drunk friend quotes at a barbecue. Founding Fathers rolling in their graves is basically a renewable energy source at this point. The Details: Arched distressed white text reads "I GAVE THEM BITCHES" above a white halftone portrait of Thomas Jefferson flanked by "17" and "76." Stacked white block text below reads "INDEPENDENCE" over "BITCHES LOVE