Beer Never Broke My Heart Tee Size:2XL and zero interest in pretending

and zero interest in pretending otherwise—so why settle for a plain tee when you could be wearing your true personality on your chest

Ever daydream about escaping boring meetings just to hug a dog

and a wink of pet-parent pride

Pop it on and instantly claim the right to be fun

Meet your new favorite funny shirt: the “I Have Really Cool Tattoos Under Here” Tee

Beer Never Broke My Heart Tee Size:2XL and zero interest in pretendingThis sassy tee is perfect for everyday wear. Dress it up or down with your favorite jeans & cardigan or make a statement as you run off to the grocery store. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering! Peachy Sunday exclusive 100% soft ring spun cotton (fabric content may vary for different colors) only gets softer with every wash! True to size Ethically made DTG printed with love Size guide S M L