Get Your Kid Away From Me Trucker Hat Color:Neon Pink and poor impulse control

and poor impulse control

Grab yours today and wear it proudly as a warning label for your personality

the perfect funny country trucker hat for the girl who knows exactly where the money comes from and is not afraid to brag a little about it

The design features the bold text “BOAT” with the phrase “Bring Out Ass and Titties”

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Get Your Kid Away From Me Trucker Hat Color:Neon Pink and poor impulse control5 5 Stars. The Ultimate Peacekeeping Hat This hat has changed my life, and my sanity. I used to go out in public and get ambushed by sticky fingered toddlers and their proud parents saying things like, Say hi to the nice person! No. No, thank you. Then I put on this bright pink halo of truth that boldly declares, GET YOUR KID AWAY FROM ME, and suddenly peace. The playground? Cleared. Grocery store line? Silent. Airplane seatmate with a crying infant?